Why do weird things always happen to me?
Has anybody ever microwaved a cup of coffee just a little, taken it out, observed it was totally placid, not boiling, nuthin', then gently added a spoonful of sugar and HAD IT BLOW UP ON YOU?!?!?!?
Or, has anyone ever boiled cheese filled tortellini, dumped it into a colander, let it sit for five minutes, then come back at the precise moment that one of the tortellini pops and boiling, melted cheese flies right into your eye???
Then, with cheese in your eye, has anyone ever stretched out on the couch to relax, had your cat jump up onto your chest, settle down to stare you in the eye and nonchalantly BURP IN YOUR FACE!
And after getting up to get away from burpy cat, heard a thumping sound near the floor. . . And after bending down to take a closer look, observed a mouse jumping up and down, arms swingly wildly, trying to jump up to the vent cover and pull himself out into your house?
Better yet, has it ever happened to you all in one day?
Life at home is. . . Weird.
Or, has anyone ever boiled cheese filled tortellini, dumped it into a colander, let it sit for five minutes, then come back at the precise moment that one of the tortellini pops and boiling, melted cheese flies right into your eye???
Then, with cheese in your eye, has anyone ever stretched out on the couch to relax, had your cat jump up onto your chest, settle down to stare you in the eye and nonchalantly BURP IN YOUR FACE!
And after getting up to get away from burpy cat, heard a thumping sound near the floor. . . And after bending down to take a closer look, observed a mouse jumping up and down, arms swingly wildly, trying to jump up to the vent cover and pull himself out into your house?
Better yet, has it ever happened to you all in one day?
Life at home is. . . Weird.
posted by Therese_Rose_Morning at 4:00 PM
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Anonymous said...
Life is weird. The automatic garage door was sticky, so I mentioned it to my husband. Weeks later, while I was
finally in the cleaning mood and feeling triumphant tackling my worst fear, our messy bedroom, meticulously cleaning it and putting the final touch on it with the vacuum cleaner to the carpets, my husband decided to tackle the reluctant garage door. With can of WD-40 in hand, he carefully sprayed the runners and overhead mechanisms. The WD-40 did
"it's thing" and removed all the old dirt and grime in the runners, and,
unknown to my husband, sent a horrible
flow of oosy filthy grease to the floor of the garage, where, inadvertandtly, he STEPPED in the grease. Proud of his handiwork in the garage - yes, the garage door is indeed working perfectly - he came into the bedroom to announce his
accomplishment, walking into our bedroom and TRACKING THICK GREASE ALL OVER THE BEDROOM CARPETS! Yes, life is weird. Up two, down one.
Oh my gosh, girl..no way! That's nuts. I didn't know whether to gasp or crack up. Sorry. I prolly would've cracked up watching it happen. (: I hope things go well for you! God bless.
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